Movie Review-Crack Whore

Plot-From the minds that gave us Bloody Bloody Bible Camp comes their odd take on the flip side of the Pretty Woman film. Honey is a crack whore who gets picked up by two guys who bring her home to their other two friends. Well these four guys decide when she wants the party to end, to brutally rape her. Now, she is a crack whore on a mission to get her revenge on the ones who did her wrong. Did I mention this is a comedy?

Review-This film is fun, just start to finish laugh out loud fun. There is no message to this film or hidden meaning, it just wants you to sit back and let it entertain you. And it works. The script was perfect, it never ventured past slapstick or tries to be serious, even during scenes that should be serious, the film never stopped trying to make a joke out of it. As great as the script was, it was the actors who truly carried this film. Julianne Tura as Honey, George Troester as Corn Fed and Christopher Raff as Bubba Ray really stood out. One of my favorite scenes in this film involves Corn Fed and Bubba Ray when they have to bury a body and decide to call on Cletus (played by Cinema Head Cheese’s own David C Hayes). They call a dominatrix called Mistress Ashley to hang out with them. That whole scenario in itself is the funniest thing I seen on any film this year. This scenario also included some advice on how we know if a hooker is a dirty whore or not, “a dirty hooker smells like shrimp and feet”. And also included some toy they called “cock saber”. As insane as they made this scene, the final ten minutes and what Bubba Ray does, is worst. I cannot tell you any more about this scene, other than either Chris is insane or he is the best actor on this planet. This film gives you a ending that is odd, and at first I thought I would not like it, when they presented it, but the way they did it, it was so damn over the top and absurd that it fit this film like a glove. I was so happy that this film as strong as it started out, and kept going on strong, it never ran out of gas. And finished just as strong as it started out.

As much as I loved BBBC, I love this film a little bit more. From the opening minutes of this film to the scene after all the credits end, you just know this film has no other purpose but to make you laugh and have fun. I think Lance Polland has made a film that he can be proud of, and I know the BBBC crew is really making an impressive resume, that exploitation fans like me and others are going to be stoked when we hear they are going to be putting out more films. I am not sure of when it will be on dvd, vod or in a movie theater. But, I do know, you guys need to see this film.

9 out of 10