2011’s Worst 10 films of the year..James DePaolo picks

1.Bite Marks-Holy shit is this film bad. I can go as far to say, this is the worst film I ever watched all the way thru ever. I watched this film a few months back and I am still mad that I watched it. I could make a better film with my iphone. Hell, I could make a better film with a flip camera phone. This film has no business being available to buy or rent.

2.Icrime-This film seems like a insult more than a watching experience. It paints a picture that may seem unreal, but is indeed very real. This film wanted to cash in on the reality trash that plagues our society today. From the fakeness of the characters to almost the alienation this film has with the viewer. How can anyone watch this film and relate or know who is who..you almost feel like you are being punished for not making a sex tape or growing up in the wrong zip code. This film is clearly for entertainment but I felt that it made a line in the sand, that says…if you are not this way, you will never matter…

3.Wolf Moon and Bloodlust Zombies-Picking on these two films feels like I am bullying a handicapped person. Like these films knew how bad they were in the first place, and to even mention them would be stating the obvious.

4.Chain Letter-I will go so far as to say this is the second worst film in the history of horror. This film is like a ” fuck you” to fans. Like some people who have no business making horror films all sat in a room in their suits and eating their 150 dollar lunches and saying…” well if we make it like this or that, we may make cash”. Directors who have no fucking name to start with, just making trash for the sake of putting their names on a film. I would rather drink drano and go on a killing spree then ever admit I even watched this film. Horror has way too many black eyes and film like this are just blantant insults to the genre I love. Awful…just plain unwatcable and spoiler alert…there is no ending to this film…

5.Skyline-My wife and me have been a witness to many a bad film in our time. We do a commentary during most bad films that makes the pain a little less worst. This film is such a rip off of a million other films. And another film that had no ending. This film was such a waste. If we have that much money to invest in trash, why not use it smart and put it in the job market and get jobs for people beside lazy shitty actors…

6.Jessicka Rabid-My personal feelings aside..people know about the wars me and star Elske have been thru. If not, go on her facebook, twitter or a number of podcasts and you will get a good clue. The film is my issue, and boy is this film a issue. I am so sick of films just calling themselves ” grindhouse” just to try and cash in on some trend. This film is just awful..unwatcable and boring…I know a film is personal for some people..and I am not a bad person, I just hated a film…God did I hate this film…

7.Hellraiser-Revelations–In March, I got this super secret first screener of the film to post a review from the company. Within 24 hours, they asked for the screener to be mailed back and the reviews taken down. Another done to death franchise that just keeps cranking out those low budget fuck the fans for their cash films. I want to meet someone who can defend this film to me. The director could not, nor could a few of the co stars..esp. a certain one whose attorney sent me a email and said if I do post a review not to include their name in the review that the client is not behind this film.

8.Apollo 18-Again another board room of suits who have no business making a horror film. ” Hey, rich guy….this horror thing, they like that Paranormal film it made like billions”…” you are so right, rich guy..why dont we put it in space”…” oh what a great idea…and we can spend like 80 million dollars…and get these idiot fans to bite”. Horror needs to change..not so much for the die hards, but for the genre to continue…

9.Scream 4-I have to include this film. Wes Craven you are a fucking joke to the genre..what you once were is now all washed up on some shore that I wish you could go to and never make another film..another fast cash idea that was so desperate…this film made me rethink the first two that I am a major fan of. The legacy of Scream is fucked…

10.Wrong Turn 4-Bloody Beginnings–Lazy film making equals lazy ideas. This film is like a bad punchline to a worst joke. But, no need to worry they are already firing up that 5th one….oh boy

  • I gotta disagree on some of these movies. I was lucky enough not to watch ICrime, Wolf Moon, Bloodlust Zombies, or Bite Marks (the screeners I received are still collecting dust in the corner of my bedroom). Wrong Turn 4 and Hellraiser Revelations both sucked, but I actually enjoyed Scream 4 and dug Apollo 18 quite a lot (but I’m a sucker for found footage movies). I also thought Skyline was alright, but I definitely seem to be in the minority on that one. Also, as far as Wes Craven goes: My Soul To Take was the worst piece of shit I had seen in 2010, so I feel ya. I will avoid Chain Letter and probably not give those Breaking Glass screeners a watch anyime soon.

    -Dead Derrick

  • Miss Ann Thorpe

    If he’s watched Skyline I can understand his anger.

  • Ben Dover

    Man, you sound angry. I’ve never been so angry after watching a movie as you seem to be after watching the ten movies on this list. And some of them aren’t even bad. Wrong Turn 4 was the worst in the series, but it was still okay. Scream 4 was actually one of my favorite movies of 2011. And Bite Marks is pretty good, but I guess you’d have to be as gay as I am to appreciate it since it is a gay horror film.