Movie Review-Mr Skin presents Women in Prison triple feature

Plot-Mr Skin has a Women in Prison triple feature. And he has dug into the vhs treasure box and found 3 classics. Chained Heat which almost red blooded male has regarded as the best women in prison film ever. ( Whoa then this should be a easy review eh) And then Red Heat and to finally end all this female in chains and bars fun times we have Jungle Warriors. Dust off your time machine we are going back to the 80’s when skin was in, and Bush was not just a president. Plus you have old school Sybil Danning, Linda Blair, and Sylvia Kristel, how in the hell can this suck…

Review-

Chained Heat first, we finally get the unrated director’s cut for the first time ever. Since I cannot remember the last time I seen the original vhs, I know watching this dvd transfer. I am blown away. People talk about blu ray quality, the re-release of this dvd they did not skimp on anything. The picture and sound is amazing. Plus in the bonus features you get a interview with star Stella Stevens. And of course you got Mr Skin himself presenting each film to you. I always been a huge Linda Blair fan, I mean come on The Exorcist alone has guaranteed her a spot in all our horror hearts. But, after watching this film..I am a bigger fan than I was before watching it. She is absolutely stunning. This film also stars Sybil Danning and Tamara Dobson, so no shortage of hot women. And a film like this, you know it is going to be cheesy fun camp. And this film does not disappoint whatsoever. Blair, stars as Carol Henderson, a woman sentenced to 18 months in federal prison after accidentally killing a man. With the perverted warden (John Vernon from Animal House who also stars in Jungle Warriors) seducing the inmates and two rival gangs fighting a race war, Carol struggles to survive her remaining days in the sleazy slammer. This film is solid. I had so much fun with the cheese factor and just how outdated it was. This film could not be made today. I mean the last film I witnessed about females in prison was Stuck, and it was god awful. This film is just from start to finish a good time, and you will not be letdown…

8 out of 10

Red Heat, which Linda Blair returns to go back to prison as tourist Christine Carlson, a woman wrongly sentenced to three years in a brutal East German penitentiary after being forced to admit to false charges of espionage. Tormented by the evil prisoner Sofia (Sylvia Kristel, Emmanuelle), Christine must fight for her life as her fiancée tries to rescue her from the sadistic hell behind bars. This film was so slow and such a letdown. They edited a few scenes out like a scene between Christine and Sofia, to remove all the stuff that Chained Heat gave us. This film felt so flat. The quality and picture were still amazing. But, I wont much more time on this but to say…there is always the third one..

2 out of 10

Jungle Warriors… a group of hot models led by Sybil Danning flies to a South America to look for locations for a photo shoot. When their plane is shot down, the models are imprisoned and subjected to horrible torture and rape by an evil drug lord. In an effort to escape, the girls grab some firepower and it is girl power. This film for me was all about the women. Come on, if you are going to watch women in prison or in this case women in peril films, why not watch them for the sleaze and nudity. This film is a step above red heat but not that much. It does not pick up till Marjoe Gortner’s character is offed, and even then it seems to stumble around quite a bit and in the end was more like watching a made for tv film with a little t and a. All in all, I say it is worth the price to take the trip thru this film but be warned…this trip may be a bumpy ride..

Sybil Danning alone 10 out of 10

the film 5 out of 10

As a whole, major kudos for Mr Skin and Panik House Entertainment. What it lacked in story or action..it made up for with a awesome transfer. I am blown away by what companies can do with old school vhs and for Jungle Warriors case I used to have the beta…I am glad I got to make this trip. Chained Heat alone is worth the price of this 3 pack…

The whole collection…

7 out of 10