Originally titled Match: Dead. This is the new film from Brain Damage. Review over. I am joking seriously. To tell you the truth, Brain Damage could not make a good film to save their fucking lives. I call Nightmare Alley the fluke. This film is the most boring crap I have seen in quite a long long time. This film is all about Valora Smith and her captor Ridley. Supposedly meeting on the internet, ( what a original concept) this film is all about a long winded conversation that is often distracted with flashbacks of Valora and her grandfather teaching her how to kill animals, shoot cans and fight. You know by the trailer, that she turns the tables on him. This takes place at about the 69 minute mark of a 82 minute film.
The grandfather is a joke. He comes to try and rescue her and it is so damn stupid I could laugh. The characters were so bland. Fuck you have a hot chick in the film and you could not even make her matter. The dialogue just went on and on, to the point I wanted to be abducted just to make this film end. I almost nodded at least 3 times. And come on, you have a hot chick who is tied up. No sexual situations or nudity. Just endless chatter. Oh, my bad we get to see dude naked showering. I want sick shit, I get to see what 1 finger cut off and one shot off..oh boy.. I wanted something that would put life into this dull shit. Brain Damage films, I wont even admit Nightmare Alley is part of their library. I dare anyone at this studio give me a film that will make me a fan. i am easy to please..The best part of this film was when the credits hit. The worst film I have been asked to review to date. ( yes Cinema Epoch worst than the mega shitz epic known as Psycho Shark)
I wont give it a 1 out of 10..let me just pretend I did not watch it.